Randomness

Sometimes people are random. What do you think of when you hear the word random?
What I think of is people saying things like, "I love muffins." and other things you normally don't hear. Or if you are talking with someone and they say something completely off topic, that's what I call random!

How many pancakes does it take to cover one side of a dog house, if a canoe had wheels rolling down a hill...?

No silly! Purple, 'Cause ice cream has no bones!

One time, my friend Päivä was telling a group of friends about her dream. And in the middle of her story, I blurted out, "I love my mommy!"

Random, or what?!
RYKing me?!

One day in my art class, someone said, "I like pancakes"
Then I said "I like random!"

Kitty! Liquorice! Shirt, toast, pants, bed, blanket, chair, guitar, I'm weird, party, picture, wall ceiling, door, poster, wind chime, boom, dream catcher, Me, I , Don't, brother, mom, dad, pancakes, pillows, yarn, water, pop, pup, spray, don't care, eraser, stuffed animal, whine, sock, shoe, kitty, doggy, earrings, drawing, candy, flower, curtain, mirror, car, snow, jasmine, Hawaii, Nancy Drew, tape recorder, picnic, baby carrier, wake up, songs.

You wake up in the morning and you sit up in bed. Then you open your eyes you sleepy head. here's a little word that you can sing, to help you start the day!
You say, JUMBO, JUMBO.It means HELLO, HELLO.
Say JUMBO to Jesus everyday, He listens when you pray!

Once upon a time, the end.

BUNNIES!

Bunnies remind me of a song that I was singing with my friend...here it is

LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO WALKING THROUGH THE FORREST, CHASING ALL THE FIELD MICE AND BOPPING THEM ON THE HEAD!
AND DOWN CAME THE GOOD FAIRY, AND SHE SAID, "Little bunny foo foo I don't want to see you picking up the Field mice and bopping them on the head! If you do it two more times, I will turn you into a goon."
LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO WALKING THROUGH THE FORREST, PICKING UP THE FIELD MICE AND BOPPING THEM ON THE HEAD!
AND DOWN CAME THE GOOD FAIRY, AND SHE SAID, "Little bunny foo foo I don't want to see you, picking up the Field mice and bopping them on the head! If you do It one more time, I will turn you into a Goon!"
LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO WALKING THROUGH THE FORREST PICKING UP THE FIELD MICE AND BOPPING THEM ON THE HEAD!
AND DOWN CAME THE GOOD FAIRY, AND SHE SAID, "Little bunny foo foo, I don't like to see you picking up the Field mice and bopping them on the head! Since I warned you two other times, I will have to turn you into a goon! then...BOOM!

Lions and tigers and bears!
OH MY!

How was that randomness for you?
Hope to hear some comments!!!

- Miss Friendship

Weird and Wacky Dreams

One dream I've had is when I was at school waiting for the bell to ring. And when the bell rang, it turned out that instead of walking into the doors infront of a large crowed of people; we all lined up in a line. I was standing infront of two ninth graders. As you know, in my dream, ninth graders are always in charge of the rest of the students. For some reason, they decided to pick on every eighth and seventh grader on what kind of pants they were wearing.
The two ninth graders said to me, "Why are you wearing goth pants?"
I replied, "Goth pants??"
"Yeah! See, your wearing black pants!" The ninth graders said.
Then everything of that erased...but all of a sudden, That whole day got erased. So I was infront of school the next day waiting for the bell to ring. The same thing that had happend the day before, happend that day, except the ninth grader said, "Your still wearing goth pants!"
I noticed that I WAS wearing black pants. But I rolled my eyes and ignored them.
I turned out, instead of scholl being a real school; It was like a video store!
I went to the bathroom, and there were two of my friends trying to get into the girls bathroom. But a ninth grade boy was making fun of them for wearing "cookie pants."
(Just to let you know, "cookie pants" are really just jeans. But for some reason in my dream they were called cookie pants. Just like black pants were being called goth pants.)
ANY WAY... My two friends in my dream went into the bathroom crying because the ninth grader said they were wearing cookie pants...O.o
So I followed them In and talked to them about it and saying "Maybe we should have an assemboly telling people that it is not ok to make fun of people that wear goth pants, cookie pants, and cup pants." (Cup pants are just shorts)
Then the ninth grade boy came into the girls bathroom that we were in saying random things like, "WORLD PEACE" and other strange things that we could add to the assemboly.

Then luckly I woke up...I have the most strangest dreams...
Speaking of another strange dream...

This dream I like to call, "The Floating Dream"
The dream started out with what had really happend the night before I went to bed.

My little brother had made a mess in my room and my mom was bugging me to clean it up. But it was so late that I just told her I would clean it in the moring. Then I fell asleep.

(This part is my dream) I woke up and it was light outside so i knew it was moring. I walked up to the mess and started to pick it up. All of a sudden, I could remember that in my dreams I can just jump in the air and float; so I did. Then that part erased and I ended up back in bed.
It was light outside and the mess was still on the floor,then I got up. Half way to the mess, I remenber that I can float in some of my dreams, so I did. Then that erased An I woke up in bed again. It was darker outside, but the mess was still there. I threw my covers off and started to float again. Then I woke up in bed agian, and there was light outside; and the mess was STILL THERE! So I flew of my covers and pushed myself of the bed...
Then I fell flat on my face. >.<
that last time wasn't a dream...

Well, I guess I'm done, you can wake up now.

-Miss Friendship